Thursday, July 31, 2008

Weird, Alien Creatures...

I've been fishing this river in the middle of the state. It's an amazing place. One of those rivers with a big population of smallmouth bass that can grow to large sizes too. The best thing is that it is just a few miles off of the interstate and there is very little development and nobody fishes it. I fished it for the first time on Saturday and caught a few nice fish I fished it again on Monday and today and caught a few huge smallies.

The thing is that when I do catch a big smallmouth from this river, say 18 plus inches, it has one of these things on it. I know, it freaks you out doesn't it. I will touch and handle just about anything, but since I caught a bass with one of these things attached to it I have had the creepy crawlies ever since. It's a lamprey eel. A brook lamprey to be exact, at least I think. There is a variety called the sea lamprey that infiltrated the Great lakes through the Welland Canal and caused the lake trout population to plummet. But, this lamprey is native. They are like leeches, leeches that stay on you forever. They are basically eels with a toothy toilet plunger on its face. I know, they look like something that will leap out of some alien egg and suck your brains out. Needless to say, these things are always wriggling around in the back of my mind while I am wading in the river. Yeeeeesh!





Anyway, here is the smallmouth bass--happily without a lamprey stuck to his back. Though I am not one to get in the way of nature, I do not like the idea of these things sucking the life from the river's population of large smallmouth.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Another Beautiful Smallmouth River, Central Minnesota

I've always pondered fishing this river, but I have never gotten around to it until now. Lots of fish but small.







Then I looked downstream...













There were osprey and eagles everywhere. Note the stands of large white pine peaking through the other trees. Historically, this river and another slightly to the north, both tributaries to the St. Croix, had huge stands of white pine prior to logging.

Monday, June 16, 2008

The Hex

I've been sitting in cafes and bars that dot the flat, sand country of central Wisconsin in the early evenings. I'm waiting, reading newspapers, getting online where there is WiFi. Yesterday, I had a mishap in the stream and strained an already tender muscle in my thigh. Today it is very stiff and painful. So it goes...

For those that don't live around here: about the time the sun takes the final dip and the wind still and the temp cools, massive anvil-shaped clouds erupt on the western horizon. Then comes the hail, the heavy wind, rain and frequently a tornado. Towns have been leveled. About every third car has heavy hail damage--image if the hood of that car was your head. Living here can be dangerous--especially this year.

As I wait, I flip from news blog to NY Times reading the Op Eds for what I already know, that early November headline: Obama Kicks The Shit Out Of Crazy Old Bastard! I've never been so disinterested in politics in all my life as I am now. So, back to the other stuff.

I sit in these cafes. I go out fishing in the morning for little brook trout. I come in, I sip coffee, I lie around and do nothing. I wait.

About this time of year a mayfly emerges called Hexagenia Limbata. The Hex. It's that mayfly that brings out the snowplows to clear the bugs off of the bridges over the Mississippi and other rivers. It's going to emerge any time now. I've seen a couple here and there, floating downstream like little paper sail boats twirling on the dusk's black-orange reflection

There are trout rivers around here that get the big hatches: The Brule, White, Namekagon, Tomorrow, Prairie, Mecan, etc. I've been fishing one of these, and another that never gets named. These are all slow moving streams in their upper, trouty reaches. Quiet rivers slipping slowly through spruce bogs and alder swamps. Big trout live here. Big, big brown trout. Fat, lazy brown trout that sit underneath root wads until dark and come out and feed on other trout, frogs, mice--whatever gets in their way. Really ugly brown trout with broad, buttery sides. The kids of fish that get really excited when the big bugs descend on the water to lay their eggs by the tens of thousands, and do so only in the dead of night. This is night fishing. It's so quiet. Except for the whippoorwill's call, the cackling raccoons, the skunk. The fireflies are thick, spooking in the mist--the Ojibwa dead walking the swampy blackness for a time when their world and ours come together.

When all goes right the bugs come off the water right at dusk. They flitter above the water, a river of bugs parallel to the stream. The trout begin to rise. Little ones splash, the bigger ones slurp, the giants appear later--their sound is a toilet flushing. Everything goes wrong when it's 1am and you actually hook one of these things! Or you get sprayed by a skunk! Or an unseen, unheard black bear bellyflops into the pool you are fishing to scoop up handfuls of giant yellow mayflies that carpet the surface.

This is the Hex...

Bring the skeeter repellent and check for ticks.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Another Day, Another Big Fish

I caught smallmouth today. They weren't very big. The best of them was maybe 16 or 17 inches. But, it was a strange outing with the weather alternating between a hot summer and a chill, drizzly day. On top of that I caught a fish that one never equates with fly fishing--walleye, a good sized one too. They are they best eating fish. I usually don't keep fish but if I had a way of transporting this thing today I would have bonked it, fried it, dashed it with hot sauce, and let my digestive system go through the precesses rendering it into a turd. But, I let it go. It is still sitting at the bottom of the Beaver Pond.



I finally caught a pike that was big enough to take a picture of. Too bad you can't see the set of nasty teeth on him. I put the fly, a Clouser Minnow, down next to some water lilies and he shot out and inhaled the fly, then he ran all over the pond before I got my hands on him. He tore up my left hand while I was trying to unhook him. I have a nice collection of gashes on my thumb and fore finger.


Then I caught that damn walleye. It's our state fish. It's the state fish because we like to eat it, fried--which is why Minnesotans are a bit broad in the beam.











I love the big, fly-caught smallmouth.






Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Yet, Another Hog Smallmouth

I'm just that good. Actually, it was the first fish of the day. I caught one that was just a little smaller. I didn't catch much of anything till I got to the Beaver Pond (great name for a strip club or a whorehouse, huh?) and three fairly nice sized pike got away with three of my flies. My mistake was that I waded wet--no waders, just my wading boots and wading socks--so I was a bit chilly all day. I didn't even bother to lift or run today. I feel like such a heifer.

Heading Out

It's still raining. But, to the north it is not raining. Hasn't rained much up there for months. That is where I am headed today. Here, one of my quiet, central Minnesota rivers. Big smallmouth. I'm drooling just thinking about it. So, just to rub it in, I'm gonna catch huge fish while the rest of you bastards go to work. Sucks to be you. Good to be me.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

My Middle-Minnesota Rivers

There is a river that I usually fish after the bass opener in late May, and then I do not fish it again. I've done that for years. It has been a poor decision. Saturday night and last night another series of anomalous and enormous August thunderstorms blew through the Twin Cities and north of the Cities that dumped quite a few inches on most of the central part of the state. My favorite part of the Mississippi came up about a foot and a half. It looked really good, but the sudden deluge uprooted all the eel grass that had been growing in the slow current. All I caught was grass. Every cast. A great percentage. But, no smallmouth.

So, I drove up the famous highway that leads to that most famous of Minnesota walleye lakes to fish the river the highway follows. This river gets no attention even from the locals, save a few authentic Huck Finns. The rest are on their way burning up the roadway with their massive deep-vee boats in tow to get to the walleyes--our sluggish battler of a state fish. The little river was really low. Too low for even a canoe. But, the quiet currents, the alder thickets separating the dense, white pine capped north woods from the water made it seem so wild. There were no cars, no outboard motors.

I began by walking downstream on a stretch that is earlier in the year impossible to wade. I began by catching small smallmouths, creek chubs, and rock bass--then I caught a little pike, then a bigger one. The farther I got away from the bridge, the better the water got, the bigger the smallmouths and pike got. I don't catch many pike on the Miss. so it's nice to have a change of pace on this stream. Actually, pike are very numerous here, and back in the day when I used to fish this stream often--back in high school--I frequently caught pike topping ten pounds. They are still there. They are big, green, and nasty. They have rows of needle-like teeth that steal a lot of my lures and flies. Wire leaders help keep flies and lures. But, the greatest moment of the day was landing a solid, four-pound, football of a smallmouth I caught out of an old beaver pond. While fishing this pond, the resident beaver, going about his evening business worked his way through a backwater of water lilies. I stood very still on the bank and waited to see how close he would come. Beavers must not see very well because he came right up to me. I had my camera ready, but when I moved he spun around and leaped in into the river like a Labrador. He surfaced and slapped his tail on the water as an alert to other beavers and glided back to his lodge on the other end of the pond.

The river flows south out of the big lake into the Mississippi. It flows through a part of the state that, prior to agriculture, was the point where the prairie, eastern deciduous woodlands, and northern forests met. Zebulon Pike, the guy Pike's Peak is named after in Colorado, wrote in his journal (circa 1800) while visiting the area of the huge numbers of Elk and Bison that thrived on the prairie mingling with the now extinct herds of woodland caribou and moose (now living hundreds of miles to the north). The bison, elk, and caribou are gone. But, if you pay careful attention to the landscape you can see the unique blending of prairie grasses, alder bottomlands, muskegs, and black spruce clusters and birch groves. To me, this is the part of the state that is so uniquely Minnesota. You can go to New England or eastern Canada and see the Great North Woods or to South Dakota and see the prairies, but this portion of Minnesota, the land neglected in favor of the huge area lakes, is what makes this state special, and it gives the rivers a character that I have found nowhere else. The last retreat of the glaciers left the river beds filled with stones large and small that can be found far into the arctic and out on the plains--granites, quartzes, slates, limestones, and basalts. It was also the glaciers that allowed for the migration of fish species--the pike, found in the waters surrounding the Arctic Circle on all northern continents and the smallmouth, found only in the meandering Mississippi drainage--to live in the same waters.

Along this river I saw several times a very large bald eagle, the beaver, king fishers, blue herons, white egrets, wood ducks, white-tailed deer, and plenty of leopard frogs. There were several crayfish of the size that you don't want to get caught in your swim trunks. There were also the all-important freshwater clams. This not only the sign of a healthy ecosystem, but sign of a waterway that is seldom traveled and used by humans.

The streams that I usually fish, trout streams in western Wisconsin, are today strictly the domain of Dry-Fly Divas--fashionably dressed yuppies out on the water to look good and practice their presentations for adventures in New Zealand, Kamchatka, or Patagonia. It's a scrimmage and not even about the rivers and land. But, they are also the sort of waters you'll find from Minneapolis to the Atlantic ocean. They are nothing special in that regard. Until it gets too cold I'll spend my free days on these central Minnesota rivers, largely forgotten--except by me.

If you flip open a map you'll see thousands of miles of such streams. They are small, often stained red with tanic acid, and run through thick woods dotted with remnant stands of red and white pine. They are also full of full. Most with have pike, lots of small pike. There will be a few walleyes, maybe some catfish. If you are really lucky they will have a good number of smallmouth bass. The rivers are everywhere. Explore them. You'll have them to yourself.